So what is this thing? Please tell me more, man!
Schmidty’s Sweater Weather Soiree is the annual get together of my favorite group of dudes: My oldest friends from high school, new buddies from the ‘hood, fellow coaches and sports Dads, work peeps, familia, and everyone in between. Oh, and a few bad ass chicks for good measure.
My old man will be in town again. And in an effort to prove to him that I do in fact have friends, TONS of friends, the invite list will be in the thousands.
And what about last year’s soiree? I only remember that Mike West brought nothing and ate everything.
But seriously, check out some photos from last year (below the RSVP form) and let your FOMO rage on.
Add the night to your calendar, my man:
Before you RSVP…
Wanna bring anything?
Last year everyone was really generous and brought a myriad of delicacies. I’ll list out some ideas of what you can bring, mostly inspired by last year. If you’d like to contribute, there’s a field on the RSVP form to let me know.
But other than your beverage of choice, don’t feel obligated to bring anything to eat! I’m sure we’ll have plenty of stuff to snack on.
I do ask that everyone bring their own folding chair, I definitely don’t have enough to go around. And let me be clear: your ass deserves a chair all to its own.
Here’s some things we had last year:
Autumn Old Fashioned
Bourbon
Assortment of beer
High Noon
Cider beer
Tacos
Wings
Pizza
A bunch of dips
A bunch of chips
Homemade oatmeal cream pies. They were ridiculous.
Cookies and brownies
Jimmy John’s sandwiches
Deli wraps from Costco
Cigars
What I need everyone to bring:
Your own chair
Your own beverage(s)
What I need a FEW of you to bring:
Ice
Coolers
RSVP!
The following distinguished gentleman are attending:
First | Last | Bringing Anything? |
|---|---|---|
Brent | Polson | Whatever I can find at Costco, probably some sort of dip. |
Dave | Schmidt | Autumn Old Fashioned, S'mores, chips, other stuff |
Ed | Maher | A gimp suit and $100 worth of gas station drugs |
James | Quinn | |
Joe | LaBarre | Something neighborly |
Josh | Bretl | We'll See what feels good that day. I'm hoping to Scott Smith comes. |
Lee | Freitag | I’ll surprise you 😉 |
Matt | Novak | Magnums and baby oil (with Diddy behind bars it’s back in stock) |
Mike | Schmidt | Not a damn thing, son! |
Mike | West | Wings |
Nick | Early | |
Nick | Curran | Chips and salsa! |
Shaun | Wishnevski | Cookies and/or Brownies |

